6.The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
I've been 'round for a long time
And I learned along the way：
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say!
Well, I thought hard about it
And I found a way around it
Help me go on the radio, you gotta say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't？
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Down in Carolina
So I reached down between us
Skipped right past the suckin'
She turned and said： 'I gotta ask,
Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't？
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Her husband was a trucker
I didn't wanna wrastle
I heard him come through the kitchen door
I knew I'd end up in a ditch
Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't？
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
'Mercy, please!' I told him,
And he did something heinous
I said 'I don't mean to seem crass,
He said 'My wife's a beard, and she lured you here.
Help me go on the radio by saying the words I can't.
You have to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand.
By saying the words I can't.
You have to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song,
The filthiest song,
The dirtiest song that ain't.
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